10. Long haul flight kasi yun - Tell me, how many people who have gone through the same ordeal have you heard of doing the same shit you did? Yup. Only an ego maniac you.
9. May fever kasi ako nun - Yup. Goddess fever.
8. Hindi pa ako nakakain - kaya nangain ka ng mga walang kalaban-laban
7. Hindi ko siya dinuro - panoorin mo yung youtube mo.
6 Hindi ko siya minura - Swerte mo walang audio.
5. Wala akong maalala - reallyyyy? Paulit-ulit mong pinanood yung mga nasa youtube, wala ka pa ring maalala???
4. Pinakita ko yung passport ko - if you quickly and nicely did, you think hahantong ka sa ganito?
3. I apologize - Ulitin mo. This time harap ka sa camera.
2. We are both victims here. - maybe so. Victims of your own inflated ego.
AND THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT THIS SCANDAL HAS EVER PRODUCED
1. The crying. The tears with matching hikbi.
Here are the supposed brands that Mr. Fajardo is involved with:
BOYET FAJARDO FOR MEN
INITIALS
SUBSTANCE
CHANCELLOR 9000
BOYET FAJARDO FOR MEN
INITIALS
SUBSTANCE
CHANCELLOR 9000
You might want to think twice before spending your hard earned cash on this person.
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