You Know you are Filipino when... (2008)
You get your haircut from a "bading"
If you are not Kapuso, you are a Kapamilya
You have been to Boracay and tell the story of your adventures there to everyone
You have never been to Boracay and you have to sit and listen to the one who did.
You have a family member who owns a motorcycle or tricycle
You get out of the NAIA to a jeepneyful of waiting relatives.
The same relatives will be the ones to wish you off when you depart, even if it means missing work or school.
You go to the mall because the weather is too hot.
You know someone who works in a call center
That someone rides the jeepney and pays the fare with an American accent.
You work in a call center
You have a Friendster account
You dislike anything "jologs"
You like Manny Pacquiao better than the President.
You have a relative who is a nurse or caregiver or studying to be one.
You go to a fastfood restaurant and order "#1" , "#2" , "#3"...
You send text messages like "D2 n me , wr n u?"
You own two mobile phones, one for Smart and one for Globe.
You own just one mobile phone but switch 3 SIM cards back and forth.
You text your friends for Pasaload.
You werent able to reply to a message because you were out of load.
You have secretly or openly wished you were a studio contestant for Deal or No Deal, GKNB, Wheel of Fortune or the Singing Bee.
Wowowee as well.
You always have an opinion on the characters in Pinoy Big Brother, Pinoy Idol or Pinoy Dream Academy.
"Lucky me" isn't just an expression.
You say "for a while" when you actually meant "one moment please"
You like watching beauty contests, from major events like Miss Universe to Little Miss Brgy. Puting Bato.
You like forwarding touching stories thru email only to end it with "your mother will die if you dont send this to 50 people within the next 5 minutes"
You pretend like you are texting to make yourself look busy.
You have bought VCDs and DVDs for less than 50 Pesos each.
You like to go to gay comedy bars.
You have voted for an actor/ model or TV personality into public office.
You eat instant pancit canton for breakfast.
You have heard alibata before but don't know what alibata is.
You politely turndown a compliment (eg. A: Hey you look beautiful today B: Hindi naman )
The only bookstore you know is National Bookstore
The only drugstore you know is Mercury Drug
You wish classes to be suspended everytime it rains hard
Summer for you starts in April
You have had notebooks in Highschool and Elementary school with photos of That's Entertainment stars on the cover.
You wear black to wakes and funerals
You can go to a theater in the middle of the movie and leave at the part when you arrived.
You sing "Hapy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY...... Happy birthday to you!"
You like to ask a foregner the following: "You have a girlfriend/ boyfriend?" , "Have you been to the beaches?" "Do you want to try balut?"
You think being a cono is being a wealthy brat.
Your idea of a date is a movie and Jollibee afterwards - at the mall.
You like to sing at videoke machines.
You have to be steady with a girl first before you can go out on a date.
You pronounce Ibuprofen (Medicol) as eye-BYU-pro-fen.
You dont recycle. You want to but there are no recycle bins in your area.
You browse youtube for this scandal and that scandal.
You expect a massage after a haircut.
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